I thought I'd take a break from serious political discussion for today. I need to rest my brain and lower my blood pressure. Maybe some of you are feeling the same way. This satire is political, but it pokes fun at ALL OF THEM. God knows with a 17% approval rating they deserve it! I have no clue who wrote it, I got it in an e-mail the other day. It may be satire, but it speaks volumes of truth.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
And then, he just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What the h--- was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
'Training for position in Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Disappear for rest of day.
Leave mess for others to clean up!'