Monday, July 27, 2009

Red White and Blue

Ed with the answer: "Red states, white people and blue uniforms."

Johhny with the question: "Which colors does NObama hate the most?"

The joke and the picture above were both shamelessly stolen from a comment in the Washington Post by "Past Your Eyes". For you youngsters who never got to enjoy the show, this was a favorite segment on the Johnny Carson Show for years. Ed would give the answer and Johnny ("Carmac" if I remember correctly) would make a big deal of rubbing the envelope with the question in it on his forehead and "fortell" what the question was. Then he would make a big display of opening the envelope to discover that he was correct. I guess you had to be there to really appreciate it. I am not sure he has the colors in the correct sequence. White people may very well be number 1 on his hate list, but I am quite sure that the blue uniforms are correct in third place.


MK said...

The army, navy, marines etc colors are in there somewhere too.

By the way he wouldn't hate all red, definitely not the red on them commie flags, that's for sure.

M.A. said...

Your house, your car, and your tonsils.

Ed's answer: Things you used to own, but now belong to the government.

WomanHonorThyself said...

o gosh I cant stomach any more of Hussein my friend!

Average American said...

MK, right, just the RED states.

M.A., funny, but not really! Sad and true. I hate that asshole!

Angel, nor can I hun! Nor can I.

Mr Pink Eyes said...

The order may not be right but those three are probably 1a, 1b, and 1c in no particular order. They are probably interchangeable.

Average American said...

MrPE, do you suppose this is what he means by "transparent"? because he sure is.