Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Gives Press Conference

13 comments:

mksviews said...

I was about to ask, can it tazer America-hating assholes who're pretending to be journalists. Incinerating them is fine too. :)

christian soldier said...

I enjoyed viewing the photos on your previous posts...
This post reminds me that I have not visited Onions in awhile ...

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol MK...good one! Happy New Year hugsss from NYC!:)

DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

Happy New Year to you and yours ..be safe..MY Friend

NEO, SOC said...

deliver the ready to explode models to michael moore

Brooke said...

I'd be OK with the drone incinerating Michael Moore!

Happy New Year!

mksviews said...

Thanks Angel.

Happy new year Joe, hope it's a good year for you and yours.

shoprat said...

It needs to be armed.

Average American said...

As mentioned in the clip, it has the capability to self-destruct and take any journalists within 200 feet with it. What is not released is that the newest model can catch a shoe and return-fire it at over 95 miles per hour!

Sometimes a little levity is required and I thought this was a good way to start the new year. Thank you all for your patronage over the past year. I feel like I have been rewarded for my blogging efforts with a large group of new friends.

Happy New Year to all of you!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Cool!Hope ypu have a mighty fine 09 for all your endeavors!

Beth said...

We do need levity as we begin a new era in America, sure to be a bumpy one.

Happy New Year, Joe!

mksviews said...

"What is not released is that the newest model can catch a shoe and return-fire it at over 95 miles per hour!"

LOL

Maybe with the next model, it must be capable of returning multiple shoes with the sole plainly visible and also for the heel to strike at the attackers face.

That apparently causes the most offense.

Average American said...

G.S.Girlfriend, thank you for stopping by, and I hope you have a mighty fine '09 also!

Beth, "a bumpy one"--you got that right.


MK, sounds good, and let's add a kids squirt gun--filled with pigs blood, when their are some friendly Muslims in attendance.