Monday, May 25, 2009

5000 word post



These gun loving, abortion hating, veteran, conservatives are all probably terrorists!




I'll get you my pretty!




The CIA is lying!! They NEVER said they were going to use waterboarding. They just want to make me look bad!




What am I doing in this post?




Those poor Mexicans can stay here. We should let them vote and suck up as many government freebies as they can. They only do jobs Americans don't want to do anyway.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I guess I won't need to type much more on this post then. All these beautiful women's pictures were stolen from Yahoo image search. Maybe a poll is in order: Which witch is the ugliest? Which witch is the bitchiest?

16 comments:

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

Can't stand to look at Pelosi Galore! Just stop it!

At least the green look is an improvement.

shoprat said...

Margaret Hamilton (who played the witch) was no beauty, but at least she was a decent human being.

Always On Watch said...

Pelosi is ugly and bitchy all the time!

I agree with Wordsmith that green is an improvement.

Chuck said...

Creative post AA.

I thought Pelosi played the witch? She was probably about middle age then.

christian soldier said...

Looking and listening to her -Nancy P..is as difficult for me as looking at and listening to B Hussein O...
I hope your Memorial Day week-end was enjoyable...
C-CS

Mustang said...

I think you should simplify the question, AA ... "How many beers would it take ..."

MK said...

Send the wicked witch back to san francisco people, her and her blasted socialist fascism. Those liberals morons there can have the witch all to themselves.

Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

It hurts my eyes just to look at that bitch. Plastic face just like M Jackson, only his looks better.

Average American said...

So far, it seems to be unanimous, pictures number 1, 3, and 5 are of the ugliest AND the bitchiest of the group. I agree with the decision. She even topped number 4, which I believe is of Billary Clinton on one of her better days. It is hereby ruled by the Average American that The Wicked Bitch of the West AKA Nancy Piglosi be relegated back to her home town where she should be devested of her title and sentenced to the rest of her wicked life to obscurity. It has been ruled so and the voters of California are hereby asked to put their stamp of approval on said ruling at the next election, unless someone from that great State wants to start Impeachment or Recall proceedings. In this case, sooner would be MUCH better than later!

Brooke said...

Pelosi is an arrogant fool to think that any but those on the kool-aid would believe her!

Mustang: There ain't enough beer in the world!

Average American said...

Brooke, Piglosi IS an arrogant fool and that is why she thinks people will believe her. It's like she knows her shit don't stink, and WE know full well that it certainly does!

Tapline said...

AA. Good post!! Now that's green I can understand. stay well....

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

I'm with Wordsmith.

Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!

BZ

Average American said...

I saw in tonight's news that she is spending the taxpayers money again, this time for a vacation to China to spew forth her garbage about global warming, like the Chinese give a shit about it. She needs to go!! BZ, you Californians have to vote that ugly ass OUT of there!

Tapline, while I'm on the subject of loser politicians, are there any names out there yet to run for the Maine Senator slot? Which one is up for grabs, Collins or Snowe? Not that it much matters.

KrisEveland said...

The Wicked Witch of Washington.
Awesome.

Average American said...

Kris, spelled another way---WWW.piglosi.com.